A man calls the disk jockey at the local radio station. He explains earlier in the day, he found a small briefcase in the lobby of the train station. In it was $10,000 in cash, a string of pearls, a diamond engagement ring, and a receipt to a man named Smith, who lives near the railway station.

"I see what you want me to do," answers the deejay. "You'd like me to ask our listeners if a gentleman named Smith lost a valuable briefcase at the train station."

"Not exactly," replies the caller. "I just wondered if you would play an upbeat song to cheer him up over his loss."