A little boy named Dammit had a hard time with school. Especially with spelling.

One day, the principal was sitting in on the class during a spelling lesson.

"Who can spell 'encyclopedia'?," asked the teacher.

Five hands went up. All tried, but none of the the students could spell it correctly.

Dammit raised his hand. The teacher waited to see if any other student would give it a try, but to no avail.

Finally she said: "Dammit, you know you don't know how to spell 'encyclopedia!'"

"Aw hell," said the principal, "give the poor kid a chance!"