Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: Random Jokes
Home Remedies for Men
- Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold the vegetables while you chop.
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Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.
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For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
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A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be
afraid to cough.
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You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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