Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: One-Liners and Puns
Leftover One-Liners
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
- Spme people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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