Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: One-Liners and Puns
More One-Liners
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking
into it.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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