One-Liners
- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to
be an optical Aleutian.
- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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