The Leak
A pipe bursts in a doctor's house. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber-type things for a few minutes, then hands the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaims, "This is ridiculous! $600? I don't even make that much and I'm a doctor!"
The plumber waits for him to finish then quietly says, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."