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Category: Business Jokes
Investment Advice
Dear investor,
The volatility of the current market is such that we feel it prudent to warn you of a potentially explosive situation that may prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
- American Can
- Interstate Water
- National Gas Company
- Northern Tissue Company
Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your
American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested
to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were
wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful!
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