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Category: One-Liners and Puns
Even More One-Liners
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.. One hat said to the
other: "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center: "Keep off the Grass."
- The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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