I recently lost my job; a victim of outsourcing and the global economy.
Last night I was so depressed thinking about unemployment, health care, the economy,
the wars, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . that I
called the suicide prevention hotline.
I guess they've had to outsource, too. I got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.