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Category: Doctor Jokes

Six Months to Live

A patient is at her doctor's office after undergoing a physical examination. The doctor says, "I have some very bad news. You have only six months to live."

The patient cries, "What can I do?"

The doctor replies, "Marry a Boston Celtics fan."

"Will that make my life longer?" asks the patient.

"No," says the doctor, "but it'll seem longer."

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